London, Lords Cricket Ground

Welcome to Lords Cricket Ground (its a flat track)
Preparations are being made to have a profile and a captivating quote from one J. Quinlan put up next to Big Ricky's. They've asked me to stay off the booze, when l submit my words of wisdom.



Me posing for the front cover of Wisdon Magazine. In background you'll see a big oval structure at the top of the stand... that's where all the commentators and media sit.
Inside the Visitor Change Rooms
On the balcony of the Australian players dressing room. This is where Warney did his little jig with the stump that time... l did it too... with my tits hanging out.
If only l had have been included on last years Ashes Tour... it would still be Australia's. This is the real Ashes. It has not left the Lords Mueseum ever and later this year, it will be taking a tour of Australia for the first time since its inception.
A close up of the Ashes... with the scorecard of the very first Test between Australia & England in the background.
Memorabilia in the Lords Mueseum.
This photo shoot really took its toll. The bloody paparazzi are unbelievable... as soon as l told them that l beat Boonies record of 52 cans on the flight to London, they were all over me!
The Members Pavillion - quite remarkable in side really, the history is brilliant.
This is where Richie and the boys strut their stuff... 'Oooh Merv, he's a Victorian! He's a superstar! F**k off Tony Greig! I love him, l want to boof him... ' - Bill Lawry (1993)

Some South African tourist wanted my photo taken in front of the Members... it was amazing how many people were asking for my autograph. I started getting writers cramp!